Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I’m here to let you know that I’m superior to you. All of you are doomed, and this is a way to celebrate my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. I designed this game my own entertainment… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come on, don’t worry… You have a shot. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What do you think of this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. A game that is all about a little snail (you) striving to beat the true god (me).What else can you expect in this video game?
Three hours of high-quality time with me (an exclusive service, I’d add)Precise and fast paced action platformingLots of dyingLots of being ridiculedThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe chance of finally defeating me a fun little mystery to solve… the meaning of our existence
I cannot wait any longer for you to figure out exactly what’s happening here… lol
We’re looking forward to seeing you on the other side.
Squid


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