This story is originally written ANBU-san on fanfiction.net
It was Naruto’s day off and he was bored, and a bored Naruto is a bad thing, after all his best pranks happened during or just after history class during the academy.
Naruto considered going out for ramen, but that didn’t catch his fancy, the girl at the stand did though. ‘I wouldn’t mind eating her…’ thought Naruto with a small trickle of blood coming from his nose.
Lost in his heavily perverted thought he didn’t see Hinata in his way and accidentally bumped into her.
“Ah! Sorry Hinata-chan, I didn’t see you there.”
“It’s alright Naruto-kun” she replied softly, then it hit her.
“Na..Na..Naruto-kun” she managed to mumble before feinting.
Not being a bad guy Naruto couldn’t just leave a girl in the middle of the road ‘someone might kidnap her and touch her and… make her feed them ramen made by Ayame-chan who they’d have work in their kitchen, naked and….’ Cue trickle of blood.